Legless

On booking a flight with Brindabella Airlines to replace the flight I cancelled with jetstar I decided to read the terms and conditions.  In the section that listed what was permitted on board was this

"A pair of crutches and/or other prosthetic device for the passenger's use provided that the passenger is dependant upon such device. The device may be used for boarding but will be stowed in the aircraft hold;" The vision of artificial arms and legs being removed at the top of the aircraft steps was quite cartoonish.

There was no mention that prosthetic devices didn't include false legs or arms so I instantly had visions of flight attendants assisting one legged people to the toilet and then perhaps if they were one armed ... well, we won't even go there!